I was working at a kids birthday party and one of the little 5 year old girls noticed my necklace and said “I love your necklace!!” and another girl said “I love love love love your necklace!” and all the other girls started competing for who loved my necklace more by adding more “love” to their sentences and then one girl just said “its not that great”
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maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago
that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too
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"The flower doesn’t dream of the bee. It blossoms and the bee comes."
— Mark Nepo, The Book of Awakening (via heathersagirl)
men wanna be so salty about pushup bras and how it’s “deceitful” but then brag about their 8 inch dick when in reality its much smaller. like at least we can make our boobs actually LOOK bigger yall just be blatantly lying about your fuckin tic tac dick
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